today the bacon is wiNE

theres an advert for one directions dvd and its literally just white girls crying and having fits while a big countdown appears on the screen

like 

so if i buy this dvd it will give me epilepsy

because thats what im gathering from this advert

jessic-eh:

a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:

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takeoffyourpantsandjagket:

I TOLD THIS GIRL THAT HER BOTFRIEND IS GAY BC OF SOETHING HE SAID TO ME AND I AWAS JUST KIDDING BUT SHE STARETED FREAKIGN OIUT SAYING I COULDNT TELL ANYINE BECAUSE ITS A COVEIR UP RELATIONSHIP IM SMCREAMING

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

eencrawford:

jamjarmy:

thegirlwiththecamisadotattoo:

OH MY GOD REMEMBER

YOU’RE ODING TIT WROTGN

THERES NOTHING I CAN DO

cosmothefairy:

you’re not a true fan unless someone plugs you in and you start cooling people down

xchickengirlx:

clavid:

Is Mario ok

Mario is reflecting on life. Wondering why there is so much fighting and bloodshed. Having to fight people like his brother and lover on the battlefield, and getting his ass handed to him on a regular basis
It’s too much.  His spirit has broken

xchickengirlx:

clavid:

Is Mario ok

Mario is reflecting on life. Wondering why there is so much fighting and bloodshed. Having to fight people like his brother and lover on the battlefield, and getting his ass handed to him on a regular basis

It’s too much.  His spirit has broken

hello eleanor u have won tumblr congratulations prepare for reincarnation in 3 hours -gurdeep
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mcrshavedmywife:

I morphed frank and a lovely dog and this was the outcome

mcrshavedmywife:

I morphed frank and a lovely dog and this was the outcome

infernallesbian:

when one of your favorite blogs likes a post you made

theyellowbrickroad:

mom stop complaining and just let me be fergalicious for once

u-ok:

nicoception:

you know what
no

check the directory I think we’re on the wrong level

u-ok:

nicoception:

you know what

no

check the directory I think we’re on the wrong level